The first Kingdom of Loathing quest is essentially a tutorial. The Toot Oriole (found in Mt Noob) will tell you to adventure in the Noob Cave until you get a pile of shiny pebbles. Equip your starting equipment and cast your 1MP starting class skill before adventuring in The Dire Warren where you must get a bunny liver.

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Look here for Major KolUpdates! KolMafiaAn interface tool for KoL, it has features including adventure automation, fight automation, relay browser, effect upkeep, as well as many other tools.Related LinksPodcasts- Podcast about all things loathing hosted by members of Asymmetric - Video games podcast hosted by members of Asymmetric- Hosted by and it's purpose is to help the people ascend more efficiently and perhaps introduce more to speed ascension.Reddit has a KOL Clan!, the clan made for Redditors to hang out, venture in Hobopolis, get furniture benfits, and more. All Redditors are welcomed.

See for more details.No BeggingDo not ask or even suggest that someone should send you free items or meat. This is not a place to ask for free items.No NSFW materialThis isn't the place for that.Don't be a jerkIf someone asks for your help give it to them without being a jerk about it. If you ask for help don't be a jerk because you don't like the advice. If you don't agree with something someone says you can discuss it, just don't flame the other person.Relevant to KoLAll posts should be related in some way to KoL/Asymmetric.West of Loathing topics should be posted on, although we do allow announcement posts like.No AdvertisingClan Advertisements should go. You are allowed to link helpful kol webtools such as.No Trading Posts.

Read the rules before commenting.To trade meat/items for RL money or items go to the dedicated.Exploits and BugsDo not post about major bugs (e.g. Infinite Meat or item duplication bugs) that could ruin the game for others, those should be reported using the in-game bug report system.

Posts made after they have been patched are fine.No Complaints IoTM Release datesWe've had the conversations so many times that there isn't much more to add. Just be patient.No Reposts or Low-effort postsAs for 'low-effort', there hasn't been much would be considered bad enough to be low-effort, things like: things that have things are barely relevant to kol. Like a drawing of a stick figure on some shampoo bottle.

Kol 420 logged in users. A screenshot of your stats. A picture of meat. I remember feeling like this when the highland quest content was first released. I generally don't like to use the KoL wiki (linked below) but I had to for the twin peaks area.

What you have to do is get various effects to allow you to pass through the different options in the non-combat 'Lost in the Great Overlook Hotel' adventure. You will need:.4 stench resistance (excluding familiars), I recommend 2 pine air freshener from the boss bat quest, the Knob Goblin harem veil from the goblin king quest, and the polysniff potion you probably picked up in the aboo peak area; or adventure in twin peaks with a ten leaf clover. You will need the +4 stench resistance for the room 237 option.Next you will need 50% item drops (excluding familiars). This is pretty easy to get, because you can use increased food drops too. I use brother flying burrito's blessing that was unlocked from the Deep Fat Friars quest for 30%.

Next you can wear a mining helmet for 5% and baron von ratsworth's monocle for another 10%. If you used the ten leaf clover earlier you will also have an additional 10%. If you didn't you can also wear the observational glasses that are obtained from the pandamonium side quest. This allows you to complete the pantry option in the non-combat.Finally you will need a jar of oil.

Which is made from 12 bubblin' crude. If you haven't already, adventure at oil peak until you have 22 crude, then use 12 to get the jar of oil and another 10 to make the oil slacks for the final part of the twin peak non-combat. Once you have the jar of oil select the faint sound of music option in the non-combat.You have now completed the main section of the non-combat. You have one part to go. For this final option you will need 40% combat initiative. This is pretty easy to obtain, I usually use 3 sk8boards from the sk8 gnomes at the eXtreme slopes on Mt.

Mclargehuge for the level 8 quest. 3 of these will give you 45% combat initiative although they have a low drop rate. If you use 1 sk8board, the oil slacks you hopefully made in the last step and infernal insoles (from pandamonium quest) you should have over 40% combat initiative.

Now select the 'Wait - who's that?' Option in the non-combat and celebrate that have finally lit the signal fire on top of that damn peak.Good luck with you adventures in the kingdom!. This response is great, especially if you don't have any skills permed yet or anything. As you start perming skills a lot of these get a lot easier. Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation boosts initiative passively, and Springy Fusilli is a spell that gives enough all on its own. Mad Looting Skillz (which should be a very early perm anyways) gives enough item drops passively so that you only need Flying Burrito's Blessing to pass the item check. The Gnomish skill Gnefarious Pickpocketing is also a passive boost, and between that and MLS you can then use Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric to pass that one.

For the Stench test it's great to have Diminished Gag Reflex and then Elemental Saucesphere, which I'm pretty sure is enough to pass that. Next you will need 50% item drops (excluding familiars).

This is pretty easy to get, because you can use increased food drops too. I use brother flying burrito's blessing that was unlocked from the Deep Fat Friars quest for 30%. Next you can wear a mining helmet for 5% and baron von ratsworth's monocle for another 10%. If you used the ten leaf clover earlier you will also have an additional 10%. If you didn't you can also wear the observational glasses that are obtained from the pandamonium side quest. This allows you to complete the pantry option in the non-combat.It's worth noting that +food% also works here. Not sure about +booze/gear/candy/etc.

As I enter Guano Junction inside the Bat Hole, I check my equipment. Frilly skirt? Dirty hobo gloves? Pine-Fresh air freshener? Check (well, one can never be too careful).

I am ready for anything.Meat is king in this insane, comical, turn-based RPG from. Composed entirely in and compatible with most browsers, is unlike any game I have played online, or anywhere else for that matter. I've never been a big fan of text based games or text adventures, but I am completely hooked on this one. It is a ridiculously addictive and insanely over-the-top game that you cannot help but love.You are an adventurer—rather, 'An adventurer is You!,' as the game proclaims—who has come to the Kingdom of Loathing to help destroy the monsters and Naughty Sorceress who have taken over the kingdom and imprisoned King Ralph XI. This is not that much different than a hundred other games, I'll admit. The fun is in its 'stunning hand-drawn images' and unusual Monty Pythonesque items and monsters.

I have only been playing for a week or three now and have already been attacked by such evils as a Can of Asparagus with a knife, a Gnollish Plungermaster, and a Brainsweeper ('This is a disembodied brain used to control a set of brooms. For Science!' ).KoL features a very unique class system, hundreds of offbeat weapons and armor to collect (Knob Goblin tongs, Bloody clown pants, a pasta spoon, etc.), and familiars (or pets) that will aid you in battle. I currently have Ignacious MaGuillicutty, the 12-pound Mosquito.KoL also includes chat rooms so members can chat while playing (though you must earn that right). It also has PvP (Player vs Player) battle options.

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However, you are in charge of when you want to begin battling against other players. Until you have chosen to smash the Magical Mystical Hippy Stone that is in your campgrounds, no one can attack you and vice-versa.The only negative thing I can say about it is that it is turn-based. Each day you are given forty turns to play. They do rollover from day to day, but you cannot exceed two hundred turns. This may be plenty for most, but with the amount of time that I have free for gaming, I am always running out of turns at times when I am feeling the most 'in the zone'. I had to start a second character just so I can play longer.This is definitely a 'must play' game for RPG fans who want something different, as it has become a personal favorite. I could ramble on and on endlessly (obviously) about all the randomness and wit this game has crammed within it, but I'll have to let you just see for yourself.

I mean honestly, any game where meat is currency and a literacy exam is required before you can use the chat room has gotta be good. I've been playing KoL for over a year now, so be warned about it being addictive! The humour and wealth of pop culture references got me hooked, and the community and ever adding content kept me playing.I too could ramble on and on about its merits, but this review does fail to mention cooking and cocktail crafting that are 2 fairly major gameplay elements in the kingdom. You can only eat and drink a certain amount each day (you get drunkeness points and become 'falling down drunk' and can only adventure in a drunken stupor when you excede them) but doing so gives you more adventure. Cooking ingredients together results in a new tasty treat that usually give more adventure than the ingredients on their own.

'The Mall' is also a big part of the game, where players can buy a store and sell items to other players to earn meat. Not everything is available on your first day and more and more content becomes available as you gain levels.If you need help (which you definately will) you should look up kol.coldfront.net or kol.thraeryn.org WARNING both are fairly spoilertastic. Or you can ask fellow players in the /newbie chat channel.It's also worth noting the community there. As well as the chat channels, there are also forums, clans (each clan has its own chat channel) and a live streaming 24hr radio station (which includes regular shows from the game's creators). The community is huge and, for the most part, friendly and player meet ups are always being organised.Oh and I am JillBob and have a multi called Mr Croup.

Feel free to kmail (ingame messaging system) me if you want hints for a specific thing! I've been playing this game for almost 2 months and i got totally hooked up. It's fantastic.My only problem is that i would like to join a clan in which people are mostly europeans, because i'm from eastern europe and it's hard to socialize whith people in a totally different time zone. So, if you people have seen or heard of such a clan, please share.On the other hand, it'd also be lovely to start a clan that would meet this requirement. If anyone here is interested in being my 'associate' in doing so, again, please share. My ingame name is julianne.Sorry for 'advertising' here, I hope i'm not breaking any rules.

By the way, i've been watching your site for over a year now. Jay (and all the other people), you sure have good taste in games. If you're running low on turns, you can either eat or drink to get more adventures. At first, you won't get too many, but by mid-levels you can easily get at least 100 extra turns per day by food and drink. Also, certain items can increase the number of turns you get per day.

A meat maid, for instance, gives you 4 extra adventures per day (HINT: To make a maid, you will need a head, complete with brain and hair, as well as a body, consisting of an engine and a skirt).Anyway, I've been playing this game a while now (I actually played a LONG time ago, before ascension was put in place, but that account expired). My current character just completed his first hardcore ascension, and I'm currently a hardcore teetotaller turtle tamer. I've played this one on and off for 6 months, and I love its sense of humour! The sheer number of bad puns and pop culture references in there is incredible. Sadly after seeing all the content and ascending in each class it becomes more of a numbers game, trying to maximise turns/day and do the most you can with them. Still, 6 months of play is great for a free game.You should really mention that it is supported through donations and merch, and that every $10 donation gets a highly-collectible and tradable Mr Accessory ingame!

Sorry for not mentioning the above mentioned things that should have been mentioned.wait.Like I said, I have only been playing for maybe a month (one of those weeks excluded as I had no electricity. Curse you Katrina!!) and know that there is a ton I left out. I can tell, even as a newbie, that this game is one I will not tire of any time soon and wanted to make sure it was mentioned on Jay's site.

Definitely one to be shared.Also, I already felt like I had written a novella and didn't want to sound like a complete addict. That and alot of the stuff I am still too new to have even seen.

I JUST bought the E-Z Cook oven last night. So excited!TneeLilSupaGuy the Pastamancer. I've been reading Jay's blog for a while now (my #1 site for games) and I never thought I'd see KoL make it into your blog!As for me?

Well I'm an old school player of KoL, I've been around for over 2 years on it, as you may have guessed my Player name is 'spazworrier' and my ID is 2454, and I'm a chat-moderator.I'd be glad to help anyone (espescially Jay since your blog has been a spark of light in the darkness that is boredom), but just one word of warning, don't beg, not to me or anyone, people get really annoyed when newbies to the game beg for stuff.Again, Holy wow! Jay, you are the man!-spazp.s. Kristyn, Don't compare KoL to Vampires! (the other 2 I don't know) If I remember correctly that game uses sucker links which people click to make you stronger. Yea, TneeLilSupaGuy as in the most wonderful Sesame Street character.

By the way, I am impressed/pleasantly surprised that you knew who he is. Been using that name everywhere online for years now and only one other person has known who it is without being told.I'm on one of the first few quests, trying to kill the Boss Bat, and I keep getting murdered by the Batrats. Is there a certain weapon I should use? My strongest weapon right now is the Rubber Axe. It doesn't seem to be working for me.

I thought I could maybe use the Slingshot for its distance, but I never hit the Batrat with it. Any suggestions? Familiars completely depend on what you're doing, and what your style of play is. You'll want something that refreshes MP, such as the starfish or ghuol whelp. Looking for stuff or meat?

Get a leprechaun or baby gravy fairy. Straight up attacks? Lots of options there.

Although the best that are attainable are the cocoabo or (if you can afford it at the mall) ghost pickle on a stick. Even better, in general check the Mr. Store - it has great familiars for sale if you trade in a Mr. Accessory (you get a Mr. A for giving a $10 donation to the game - a worthy contribution, just for the item).As for where to get familiars. They are available throughout the game, with lots of different methods of finding them.

Check some of the older accounts for a more complete list of familiars out there.;). To make a blood faced volleyball u have to get a volleyball from the hermitage. Then use a seal tooth to make ure hand go bloody and use the volleyball. I made thousands by selling this in the mall. Secondly a cocoa thing:get 4 cocoa eggshell fragment and cook em together.

StarStarfish: combine 6stars and 4 lines together.gravy fairy: get a knob goblin mushroom and cook it with a gravy fairy.Howling balloon monkey: combine 4 long skinny balloons together.If u want more tips on familiars send me a message my character is SkyxaleEnjoy!! Boost your moxie out the wazoo. After that, it depends on your class. As a muscle or mysticality class, learn your most powerful damage spells (headbutt, stream of sauce, thrust-smack). As a moxie class, use lots of items and get your moxie even higher with buffs.

I recommend trying the cola wars battlefield for some cola grenades (50 damage a pop). Buffs can be found cheap from Testudinata, the friendly neighborhood buffbot. Two all-important buffs are the moxious madrigal and hairspray. This should make you tough enough to handle most any opponent.

For all of you KOL fans out there I recommend getting Firefox(the browser) and Greasemonkey(a firefox addon). This addon allows for automatic running of script(that can be foundThis allows you to add your own interfaces, functions, and other nice features. I personally have a built in autoadventure tool, tabbed ifram interface for fast character manipulation, and stationary combat so the adventure button stops jumping around like a crack monkey. There are lots of options. Play with them and find your preference.

Red Mage Bros. Hello jayisgames!I have been playing this since March last year and have thusfar ascended 5 times, and am heading up for my 6th.First time- DB, 201 day ascension.Second time- PM, 33 day ascension.Third time- DB, 16 day ascension.Fourth time- DB, 8 day ascension.Fifth time- DB, 6 day ascension.I'm now a level 7 Sauceror with 200-odd turns of ronin left. Luckily, I won a GhostPickle competition and a hi-mein competition, which has carried me through the last two of the above ascensions. I'm gaining the skills I need for HCO.

It's a daunting prospect.Anyone here done HCO and have any suggestions? I'm cillitbang12 (#933515), and I'd be glad to say hello. KoL is a wonder, however it is not without problems.The main problem you deal with is a game admin that refuses to take responsibility for his screw ups.On white Wednesday he deleted the entire game database. His solution to correcting the problem? You notify him which items were lost. Bear in mind the game had hundreds of items to track. If you should happen to be in error with your claim, no warning was received, your account was closed.On a more recent note, Sneaky Pete's day came not at all, or seemed not to.

No one knows. On Easter, the kingdom celebrates an Oyster Egg day and hunt. Again this special event seemed to not be happening. Because the game owner, and the only person able to fix the problem, fell asleep.So, if you don't mind a very unprofessional web master, that admits he finds his own game boring, then this could be just the game for you. To Anon on April 28, 2007: Have a look-see to see what's ascending.:)To KoL Deity: Yes, the game admin (Jick, one of the creators) did delete the database but the whole team of five persons spent 3 months afterwards going through over 12,000 reports and doing their best to restore lost items. That was on top of dealing with two huge events, videlicet, The Gray Plague and Crimbo (KoL's X'mas).One could've sent a detailed list of what's missing or opted for an inventory dump from 9/6. I'm doubtful that making a wrong claim or two would get one's account disabled, but obviously exaggerated ones in hopes of getting some rares one never had?

Maybe then.Anyway, remember petrified time? Yeah, the item that was given to all players as an apology for White Wednesday.

Prior to the release of petrified time, there was no equipment that could give you as many adventures/turns during rollover as a full set of time equipment could.So, yeah, for a free game, I thought the staff did really well, especially in regards with the restoration.As for the St. Sneaky Pete's Day weirdness on April 3, the answer can be found.

And hmm, might want to bear in mind that St. Sneaky Pete's Days and Oyster Egg Days actually occur 3 to 4 times (each) a year. Hey everybody,Just wanted to say hey. My KoL name's Skinnynate, and I've got 11 (12 maybe?) ascensions under my belt, including many Hardcores and an Oxycore. If you need any help with the game feel free to hit me up and mention you saw this on Jayisgames, I'm hardly one of the old guard of KoL (points back up the comments at Werebear) but people were kind to me when I started and I'm happy to pass the love along.Also, if you see Jayisgames logged in to KoL be sure to say hello to them! No promises, but when I gave them a shout in game I got some free meat. Oh and for the negative comments up there, frankly, I'm stunned.

Kol is a free (yes, free!) game chokeful of content, jokes and gameplay and is in my opinion one of the best Web experiences you can find nowadays.Also, the designers/administrators are such a commited bunch you'd be hard-pressed to find folks like that somewhere else, especially when you see the effort they make to keep the game free. To present them here as some 'screwups' who 'don't care for the game at all' is downright mean and resentful. It's probably a result of some personal issue which has nothing to do with the game itself.Oh and btw, in about 20 days, Kingdom of Loathing gets through a major release change with plenty of new content, new mechanics, quests and so on so if you liked it before and tuned out somehow, perhaps it's time to check it out again!:).

Gsaddfs2, thats a retired quest. Won't happen again till Jick decides to put it on.Love KoL. Its my life = Rocks so much. I know a few apathetic lizardmen, who despite still playing the game, dare to ask me 'How is kol fun!' Anyway, you rock Jay, and KoL too. I still enjoy playing.In game: 1st- nyhwin952nd- nyhwin88Well actually 88 was created earlier, but I didn't get the noob cave bit and I ran out of adventures whereupon I properly created and played 95.Still play everyday but homework and CCA is catching up. Have a nice time y'all, make sure that once you are an Adventurer, you are one forever!

You need to go to the hermitage, and get a 10 leaf clover and the object that corresponds with your class. Then go to the casino and play the Lemon slots game thing. Get a rock, and meatsmith the rock and your class item together, and then meatsmith that with your origanal class weapon (so if you're a accordion theif you meatsmith it with your Stolen Accordian). Then wield it and go to your guide person, and they'll mark The Fun House on the map for you. Go there, and keep fighting clowns until you kill the boss clown, Beelzebozo, the Clown Prince of Darkness.Oh yeah, and I had to restart since my account expired, just re-signed up yesterday =DAnyway, i'm a level 4 Chord Horker a.k.a Accordion Thief.I just love this game. I just hate that it has SO few adventures!

I am wicked new to this game, just started this past week. I am already craving more adventures! I seem to be stuck at level two though.

I have passed a few preliminary quests and aquired a decent number of weird items, but I cannot get the stats I need! BTW I am a sauceror.My character's name is pearlgrinder.

I would love to kmail anyone! (Part of the reason I joined was to build a cyber-social life.) I've never ever played an RPG before and don't really know the etiquette. Anyone want to be my mentor?!? I've been playing less than a month, but I can tell I'm not going to be able to stop until I've attempted every kind of ascension possible with all 6 classes. I stumbled across it accidentally through a link that led to a link that.yeah. It's perfect for my lifestyle cause I'm forced to stop when I run out of turns, so it's self-limiting.

If I haven't time to log in every day, it saves my turns up to 200 (5 days for a newbie like me).I think that many of those who don't like KoL are in a younger age bracket than I am. Some of that supposition of mine assumes that people younger than 30 probably won't get a lot of the jokes (many of them seem to be squarely aimed at the 45-55 set, to tell you the truth). They also have probably had very limited experience with text-based games where the story was everything and the graphics primitive at best. And they also might have more time to spend daily chained to the computer than I do (WoW players come to mind), so the limited play time for them is a liability, where I find it one of the game's assets.Hee hee.if you crack up uncontrollably at the thought of the use caption for a bottle of sherry reading 'Sherry, Sherry baby.you're not sure you like the taste, but it makes you want to go out tonight,' this game's for you. At first, I thought 'meh' because it looked simple and because it was a pain to log on considering I got 5 emails with different activation codes.Now, I think it's awesome.

Stick figures, disco bandits, fighting with combs, Mt. Noob, meat is money, killing rabbits, this is so random it's awesome and quite entertaining in its own silly way. X'DI don't know many things about this site yet, so I'm not sure if it's a small game or not.I think I'll avoid the forums and other ways of communication though. You know, just in case.

I've already been through tons of crap of being called a noob because I don't waste my life so that I'm lvl 100 and because of the fact that a lot of MMORPGS I've been on had people that can't spell for crap and usually quite racist. XD;Sorry, just wary after playing Maplestory. Hello, everyone. Like you all, I love this game, although I have only been playing for about 4 days. Really, some of the things you can be attacked. A possessed tomato tin. The ghost of a snooker player.

A knife weilding asparagus tin. A tyre juggling gnoll. A drunken rat. A guard Bugbear. You can interview a vampire.

Quests from people like the pretentious artist and the untinker. And those are just a few that I have seen, and I am a mere level 4. Mysty the Sage Sage. Absolutely hooked.Although I am extremely annoyed at Degrassi Knoll. Finding the meat car components is VERY FRUSTRATING. All I need is a meat stack, yet all I seem to get is tyres and lots of ice-cold beer, the 'champagne of beers' in fact. Plus I am having trouble finding a shovel and some stench protection.

Even so, I love this game. Possibly one of the most addictive things about it is finding an outfit which the pretentious artist will paint you in with his pretentious paints. And getting useless things from the Hermit.

And various other things besides. But I digress. Great game, look out for Mysty!

Oh, silly me. A meat stack costs 100 meat from your inventory.Still valiantly trying to get a shovel and stench protection.By the way, does anyone else have the knob goblin UBERPANTS?! They are the best.

I forget how I got them, I had some shiny thing (I think) and went to the knob goblin place where I somehow got them. I would also like to know how I can get more familiars (my mosquito is getting tired) and what the best staff is. I just can't face giving up my spooky staff.Also, I bought my oven yesterday!! Oh, the joy and wonder! KoL is amazing.It's turn-based as well, giving 40 a day to start, but food and alcoholcan give more turns, as well as various items and equipment.A lot of you older folk will really enjoy the game as there are manyreferences to old MUDs/RPGs/games.

Hell, there's an entire quest thattransports you into a Zork type world.I've been playing this for a couple years and it's great for those ofus who tend to get addicted to games, as the turns limit the playingper day. It's perfect for killing 20min a day at work.The whole 'donations for a monthly special item' turned me off atfirst, until I realized that while playing hardcore you can't even useitems gotten from donations.putting everyone on an even playing field.Once you beat the game, you ascend, keeping a skill from your previouslife permanently.(Oh, btw, in their hardcore you can die 3 turn beat-up buff penalty)It's a little weird at first, playing a RPG game featuring stick figures,but it is hilarious, witty, with new content added daily by full time staff.I recommend you look it up. Not sure if anyone else mentioned it, but newbie chat can be a little unforgiving. Luckily there are much cooler in game chat rooms. I strongly do recommend the wiki just so veteran players don't belittle you for asking 'stupid' questions.

You have been warned! It is a great game, but even the greatest games have certain 'Beavis' individuals who can ruin the experience of chat. Just /ignore or /baleet them.

You don't need to chat with anyone, it can be a completely stand-alone game, but it certainly can enhance the experience if done properly. A great clan system, with clan benefits, there are literally hundreds of clans, maybe thousands, from huge: 500 players to very small: 10 or less.

There is the petty, 'my clan is better than your clan' junior high nonsense, but that's not really the games fault. Just saying, not everyone is nice, so if you're super sensitive, be careful. That said, I do love the game. But I don't feel like getting hate mail. There are LOTS of awesome, generous players, who don't mind helping newbies, or noobs. Just take chat with a grain of salt. The other issue is Starting is Hard.

There is no newbie guide, so once you are done with the tutorial, you are seriously on your own. For those that want to learn more, you have to do a LOT of wiki reading. It takes a while even to figure out how your stats get boosted. (it takes X mini-stat gain to get 1 major stat gain, where X is related to what your current base stat is)Once I get more experience, I think Im gonna write a Newbie Guide and add it to the Wiki. But with 3 days playing under my belt, Ive got a ways.:-). I have looked a long time for one, so heres a bit of help, there are 2 BASIC ways, and lots others but some not as successful as others.1. Bet randomly hope to win and get rich2.

Bet in fragments, starting at E.G. 1000meat, every win go back to betting 1000, every loss bet again but multiply last bet by 3.

This is good, but a record long streak can lose you a lot, i reccomend doing this if you have 5-10mill, that way, everytime you lose say 6 in a row, you just start again, stops the risk, and you can maket the meat back easily(I used to do this and got +3,456,235 in 2 days4. Bet the same amount repitivly, this is what i do now,I farm for meat, make about 120k, and bet 10k shells til i hit 300k, then store it in my closetHope my knowledge helped you, and yours can help meLove from m0r0cc0 (IN GAME NAME). Love it, (ingame name DarkQueen87) but a thing they should have put more effort into: Making my character a GIRL! I keep doing stuff that's obviously only guy stuff, like 'putting the moves' on the lady from the arena (in Drunken Stupor), followed by 'something involving some hot Gnoll chick'. I just wish they really made my girl a girl, not a guy with long hair & a girl name. Anyway, excellent game.

Love how at first the Plains were empty, now loaded with stuff to do, meaning: the game progresses well. It feels like you're going somewhere. I find myself adventuring places for no good reason besides to see what outcomes I can get from certain 'pick-&-choose'-style adventures. The epic randomness makes it better!!!! Sorry about all those exclamation points.

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